A Tamilian in Bombay

Topic started by true story (@ 203.94.237.135) on Sat Apr 24 16:55:48 EDT 2004.
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One typical Tamilian first time came to Bombay, I am highlighting some of his experiences here:

*In pompay only tippin available , no sapath available

*In pompay even girls go for jogging in the morning wearing shorts, these girrzhs are shameless I say, they have no culture.

* In pampay ayoo ayooh even girls shake hands with boys and they roam together, probably their pathers have not thought them gulture. We Tamilians are highly cultured, we don't go out with girls like this.

* In pampay ayooho girls are sitting next to boy in the bus, very sad I say.

* ayoohoo, these Marwari girls are so peutiful, I feel like sitting with them and touching their hand amma... nambu punnu allahrtho karpu pichaakar maariya yerikudhe, but these marwari girls in pampay are so smart, they do jogging, they go disco, shameless I say.

( for your information a normal educated Tamilian calls any non-south Indian as Marwaris, so Marwaris please don't feel hurted, it is narrow minded brain of tamilians who knows any fair skin person as marwari or sedh).

ayyyoo, all these marwari, punus, and pasanglas keep on eating neyi (ghee) and bizza, sukka roti,
nothing like our tamil meals, sapathu, I am hungry starving here in pambay without sapathu, please take me back to my divine, backward slums were I can follow my classical culture and backward langauge with backward certipigates. My gaument will give a suber jaab under rejerved gota, i will be gappy with carrom, laaadge, beer and gusbu.

Good pye to pambay, never in my life i would come to pambay I say... all cultureless idiots I say.


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