Topic started by Aekalaivan. (@ acad-5-1-076.dhcp.uno.edu) on Tue Mar 5 22:53:46 .
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Dear All,
The following is just a spurt of thot....
well, u remember rajini acting in a movie called
bloodstone..now imagine the stone has grown up and become "Blood rock...." he is a DSP of
chinnaperichipaalayam, a cosmopolitan area near
erode.... he's been chosen to tackle the most dreaded
terrorist on the planet.. Oru Viral Osama (remember
osama's style is lifting one finger while giving an
interview....."
he meets osama in the deserts of arizona.....
The following is their multi lingual convo....
rajini's name is veeram bhai...
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Osama(O): "vaapaa....bhai....."
Veeram Bhai(VB): hey..hey..hey...veeram..veeram bhai..
O: unakku enna vaenum....?
VB: hu ha ha ha........bhoomilaey ennai andavan keezha
potta podhu edhuvum kudukkalai....indha, panam,
pugazh, pattam ellaam thaanaa vandhadhu....innum vara
pogudhu..(this line is for front seat political
enthusiasts..)
enakku nee saaganum illai naan saaganum...
oru viral osama saaganum....illai indha veeram bhai
saaganum...appaavi podhu makkal illai....
O: chup raho...naanga jehad vazhila poittu irukkom...
engalukku edhu sarinnu thonudho adhu dhaan
seyyarom....adhai kekka nee yaru?
VB: hu ha ha ha....naan yaarungaradhu
irukkattum..mudhalla nee yaaru....afghan borderla
ganja packet kadatthittu irundha nee jehad leader
aayiduviya? thappu...nee panradhu romba thappu....
O: pazhasai kilarradhu indha osamakku pidikkaadhu...
VB: pazhasai marakkaravangalai indha veeratthukkum,
avan vazhi padara aandavanukkum konjam kooda
pidikkadhu.....(shows a bus ticket from his ear lobe
and a whistle from his pant pocket....)purinjukko....
kanna....WTC-ya romba easiyaa adicchuttaey....adhai
madhiri onnu unnala thiruppi katta mudiyumaa?
O: kattanumnaa edhukkudaa idikkaraen vennai?
VB: eigh..eigh....eigh...vennai solladhaey...
annae sollu.....teek hai???
onnu solraen......
nee, naan, ellaam verum chumma....
sathyam, nermai dhan ellarukkum amma...
many people call me a lunatic....
still others brand me a fanatic...
kerala's medicine makes me energetic....
aanmeegam makes me prophetic...
u r a major social paradox...
naan dhandaa unnai thagarka vandha RDX...
ulagatthukku ippo nee dhaandaa vyadhi...naan dhan
unnai azhikka pora aanmeega jyothi...
O: podhum un vetti paecchu...ippo paar...(osama
signals oru viral and 200 guys surround rajini
with atleast an AK47...)
VB: (is least startled...) hu ha ha...idhu madhiri
nee edhavadhu pannuvaey solli enakku
theriyum...angaey paru kanna...ippudu choodu....
(1000s of camels emerge from the sands of the
desert fully laden with bombs and guns......its a
huge upheaval.....and osama is stunned...)
hey vottagonnh.....Unnai close panna manushanga
thevai illai...ennoda indha vaganamaey podhum...
world knows u as BIN LADEN...aaanaa, naan dhan
unnai azhikka vandha GUN VEDAN...
osama doesnt know wot to do and surrenders....since it
is time for namas, he spreads his kerchief on the sand
and starts....when to his total amusement....rajini
smiles, goes and merges with the moon which osama was
about to pray.....
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